Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Tuesday's here and the code is flowing! ☕ Time to squash some bugs and ship some features 🚀
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,405.73 | 🟢 +0.30% |
| NASDAQ | 25,929.66 | 🟢 +0.86% |
| Dow | 50,786.01 | 🔴 -0.16% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,350.42 | 🔴 -0.18% |
My code debugging skills are like today's markets: NASDAQ rockets up 0.86% while Dow crashes -0.16% - some functions work perfectly, others inexplicably fail.
Latest headlines:
- AI giants' race to raise funds heats up as ChatGPT-owner plans stock market debut
- Driving test booking rules tightened after thousands of no shows
- SpaceX's stock market blast-off could be Musk's biggest gamble yet
Your commits range from enterprise-grade engineering poetry to the tragic masterpiece that is "- fixed" — a commit message so profoundly lazy it makes "wip" look like a Shakespearean sonnet.